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FROM THE TEXTS OF LOGAN AND DAPHNE
Logan: Hey. Happy Wednesday. How’s work?
Daphne: Same as always.
Logan: I’m sorry. Anyway. Still doing your lighthouse thing this weekend?
Daphne: Yeah. Still in Prague? When will you be home next?
Logan: Still here. Figuring out what’s next. Not sure about home.
Daphne: Hire me to be your virtual assistant. I could organize everything for you, that way you wouldn’t have to research and plan things. I could work from home.
Logan: Or you could come with me, be my in-person assistant, and arrange everything to make my life easier.
Daphne: But then I wouldn’t be home. I’d have to wear clothes.
Logan: Don’t feel you have to on my account. I could do a series on nude beaches. I’m that good of a friend.
Daphne: WOW, the sacrifices you’ll make in the name of friendship. :winky face emoji:
Logan: For you, anything. So, are you naked now? :smiley face emoji:
Daphne: What?! Don’t be gross, Logan.
Logan: You started it.
Daphne: I did not!
Logan: You said you weren’t wearing any clothes.
Daphne: No, I said I’d have to wear clothes since I wouldn’t be at home.
Logan: Exactly. Since you ARE home, we can then surmise you are sans apparel.
Daphne:…
Logan: So, what are you wearing? :smiley face emoji:
Daphne:…
Logan: Come on, send me a picture.
Daphne: Lol, no!
Logan: What????? I’m not asking for nudes (however, you’re welcome to send some anytime). Snap a picture how you are right now. I miss you.
Logan: The puppy dog picture is for puppy dog eyes.
Daphne: Gee, really? I thought you were going to hump my leg. :eye roll emoji:
Logan: I’m up for that.
Daphne: Eww… Creep.
Logan: I’m teasing, don’t be such a dud.