Page 16 of How to Flirt with a Hellhound
I giggled at Sebbie’s words, and even Josh couldn’t help smiling. So maybe Sebbie had drunk a little more wine than me. No more refills; he hated being hungover.
He laughed along with us, saying, “You know what I mean.”
“I do,” Josh said quietly. “Thank you, guys. I should probably get going, though. Seb, you can always grab a rideshare separately if you wanna stay later.”
It wasn’t even that late, but Josh and Sebbie had been here for a couple hours, and if I was gonna be productive tomorrow, it probably was time to call it a night. Still, I pouted at Josh anyway.
He chuckled—he totally didn’t fall for my pouting, and then I heard a car door.
“Ohmygod!” I whisper-yelled. “It’s probably the neighbor! You guys can totally see my sexy neighbor!”
“Why are we whispering?” Sebbie whispered back.
Josh snorted. “You two whisper at the volume that most people talk at. And I’m not sure if we should spy on your neighbor.”
Sebbie had already made his way over to the window and was peeking out the side of the curtain, though.
“Oh my god, he isn’t wearing a shirt. And he ishot. Those tattoos!” Sebbie whispered.
I ran over, pushing him out of the way. “No shirt? Ohmygod! It’s like Christmas came early! Lemme see!”
“You guys are ridiculous,” Josh murmured, but I noticed he shut off the living room main lights, probably so we wouldn’t be so obvious looking out the window into the evening. It wasn’t fully dark, but it was close to it. Luckily, Sexy Neighbor’s porch light was on.
“And you’re an enabler,” I whispered to Josh, peeking out the window.
Sexy Neighbor was indeed shirtless, with just a pair of black jeans on. He was all muscles, and he totally did have tattoos. Some kind of symbols were tattooed all over his arms in black, and it was sexy as fuck.
“My god, look at those muscles,” I murmured.
“Iwaslooking at those muscles until you elbowed me out of the way,” Sebbie grumbled.
“He’s mine, Seb. You can look, but don’t touch,” I mumbled as Sebbie pulled the curtain over further.
“You guys, he is totally going to see you,” Josh said, but I noticed he was making his way over to check out Sexy Neighbor too. “Maybe we should all go and sit on the porch like normal people, and then we can say hello,” Josh suggested.
“And ogle him,” Sebbie added.
“Oh my god, no, definitely not. I cannot sit and make small talk on my porch when he just kissed me this afternoon! You know how bad I am at nonchalant,” I hissed. “I’ll try and climb him like a tree, and you guys do not need to witness that.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you climb someone like a tree,” Josh said thoughtfully.
“But we have seen you hook up when we’ve gone to clubs,” Sebbie added.
Sexy Neighbor—I really needed to start calling him Dex in my head—chose that moment to look over, and with an eep we all ducked down.
“Great,” Josh said. “Now if he saw us we look even more suspicious. We couldn’t have just waved?”
“You ducked too!” Sebbie hissed out.
I slowly rose up and looked out, and he was thankfully turned around.
“Oh my god, that ass,” I murmured.
“Oh, let me see!” Sebbie cried out, elbowing me over.
“You guys are horrible,” Josh murmured, but I noticed he was totally looking out the window to scope out Dex’s ass too.
Dex lifted his arms up to stretch, andmy god, those back muscles. He had tattoos there as well.
