My apple pie caught fire. The night before Thanksgiving, after the longest work week ever, my apple pie literally caught on fire.
A couple of days before, I’d been added to the Silk family group chat, and the conversation was dedicated to Thanksgiving meal planning.
Pat
I can make the green bean casserole. I know the right way to do it.
Sarah
you mean you like the way you do it better
Jenna
you mean you like using the canned green beans
Pat
I don’t use canned green beans! But honestly I don’t like to use the ones you use, they’re too crunchy
Sarah
green beans should have crunch
Pat
Not in a casserole, sweetie. It’s supposed to be gooey!
Jordan
I like it either way, guys
Pat
Then I’ll just bring mine then!
Jenna
Okay, okay, I’ll bring sweet potatoes.
Cody
ha ha
Pat
What’s so funny…You guys don’t like my green bean casserole?
Jenna
That’s not it, your way is fine! We just also like the new way.
Pat
Fine? I’ve made green bean casserole for decades.
How are you making the sweet potatoes?
There was no way around except through. I knew I needed to throw my opinions into the group thread if I was going to make any headway. The conversation had moved on to dessert.