Page 23 of Alien Abduction for Beginners
Xil stopped too, looking up with a surprised expression. He hadn't expected our singing to be this effective either.
Above us, Matar and Trish were kissing. She was wrapped in his arms, her lips on his. My cock twitched with jealousy. It should have been me up there. I was the one who'd successfully probed her. It was me who'd introduced her to our abduction skills. I remembered how it had felt to slide the probe inside her, imagining that it was my cock...
"I can't believe that worked," Xil muttered. "I would have bet against it. Why did our singing make her kiss him? Shouldn't she come running to kiss us?"
We watched as their kiss turned more and more passionate. Xil's jealousy was almost palpable, or maybe I was projecting my own onto him.
"Let's go," I growled after a few minutes. "At least this might mean that she'll be ready for the next stage."
Xil's frown lessened. "Mating."
"Kissing is a good step towards that. I was worried humans might not be into kissing, but it looks like they love it as much as Kardarians. Let's hope they love to fuck even more."
The probing had shown that she was compatible with us. She would need some time to adjust, but she'd be able to take us. Maybe even Xil's two cocks at once. Luckily, they were one above the other and not next to each other like with some other alien species. That would have made finding a position awkward, but like this, he could rut her from behind in true Kardarian fashion.
"Have you prepared a room?" I asked as we left Matar and Trish alone.
"Yes, I did that after I made her food. She didn't like most of it, by the way. We'll need to experiment some more."
"That was to be expected. Her palate will be used to some vastly different things. It's a pity we couldn't find more human recipes for our replicator."
He shrugged. "She'll just have to get used to it. But yes, the room is ready. I had the bots build a bed large enough for all of us. I also prepared some underclothes with holes in. Now you just have to select some videos of human couples to watch. I don't know if Kardarian couples work, so let's not risk it."
I nodded. "I've got some videos I found during the early research phase when we started to consider humans. I'm sure one of them will work."
I didn't mention that I'd watched them many, many times, and not for strictly academic reasons. Watching humans fuck was hot. I understood why human couples might watch that together, although I didn't understand why they ate plant seeds while doing so. I wanted to kiss her and then maybe replicate some of the positions, not eat. Well, maybe eat her... I'd tried some of the juices that had leaked out of her. The taste had almost made me come by itself. I ached to taste her once again.
No plant seeds for her. Definitely not. There were going to be no distractions that could stand in the way of our mating.
I followed Xil into the room he'd prepared. It was one of the storage rooms, but he'd managed to turn it into a cosy space by adding soft lights and fabrics. I'd never taken him for an interior designer, but I had to admit he'd done a stellar job, especially in the short time he'd had.
My comms beeped and as soon as I saw who the message was from, I activated the holo screen so that Xil could see it too.
"Professor Katila's marked our assignment already," I told him, my voice shaking a tiny bit. I wanted to do well, but had we done enough to pass?
"It's not the probing grade," I said after opening the attachment. "It's for the abduction itself."
"I don't want to look," Xil admitted. "Just tell me if we passed or not."
"Choosing on physiology alone lacked insight... needed assistance from teacher... good choice of abductee... initial speech overwhelming..."
"Tell me," Xil growled. "Now."
I quickly scrolled to the end and my hearts skipped a beat. "We passed. Just about. I can't believe she detracted points for calling her for help. She keeps telling us to ask questions so she shouldn't penalise us for it. And we didn't choose her just because of her boobs..."
Xil put a hand on my mouth, silencing me. "We passed. That's all that counts."
He looked happier than I'd ever seen him. "Does that mean we've passed the entire course?"
"Mmmmmrmmppfhh."
He removed his hand, allowing me to speak with an apologetic wink.
"No. All our grades will be added up and then an average will be calculated. This practical assignment is weighed pretty high though, so unless we did really badly in other parts of the course, we should pass."
Another bing interrupted me. Our probing grades had arrived.
My fangs extended as nerves threatened to take the better of me. I was desperate for a top grade in this. I'd thrown my hearts and soul into preparing for our female's probing and I thought it had gone exceptionally well. Professor Katila had counted the speech into the abduction assignment, so I didn't have to worry about that. It was only the probing and that had gone splendidly, right? We'd made our little abductee come. That alone should give us the highest grade possible.
