Page 25 of Alien Abduction for Beginners
"What are you wearing?" she asked in a strange voice. Her eyes wandered up and down my body, lingering on my crotch for a long time. I checked to make sure neither of my cocks was showing, but they were mostly hidden, with only some of my skin peeking beneath the black fabric.
"Clothes, with holes," I said proudly. "Do you like it?"
"Holes..." she muttered, clearly impressed. Her face did weird things, contorting and quivering.
"Is everything alright?" I asked, starting to get concerned at her behaviour. Matar had to have damaged her.
When she didn't reply, I turned to him, growling. "What did you do to her?"
He flinched. "Nothing. We kissed. A lot." He smiled sheepishly. "And my tail may have slipped under her clothes."
I gaped at them. He'd started the mating process without us? Had he penetrated her with his tail? This was completely out of order.
"Get inside, change," I snapped, pleased he immediately followed my command, almost running into the bedroom. Even though the three of us were all in this together, I was still the captain. I was in charge and I'd make sure the mating would be perfect for our female.
I smiled at her even though I was still confused by her expression. "Did he do something to you?"
"No. At least, nothing I didn't want him to. But...explain to me why you're wearing this? Is this some sort of tradition?"
I stared at Trish. Had I misread her completely? "It's your tradition, is it not? We read about humans wearing special clothes when trying to seduce each other. Garments with lots of holes to tease. I think Matar called it lacy."
"Lace. Oh my goodness, did you try to make lingerie?" she squealed and covered her mouth with her hands. "That's so adorable!"
Adorable hadn't been what I'd tried to go for - sexy, masculine, seductive had been my intention - but I'd take it.
"Is it what you'd wear on Peritus?"
"Peritus? Ah, you mean Earth, I keep forgetting you have a different name for it. And no, not quite. Usually, it's the woman who wears the lingerie, not the guys."
I looked down at myself in disappointment. I'd thought I'd got this right, but it seemed we'd failed yet again. Chances of passing the IGU course got slimmer with every moment.
"Hey, but you look great," she said and reached out to me, only to pull her hand back just before she touched my chest. "Thank you for trying to make this like what I'm used to. Not that I've ever owned any lingerie-"
"You haven't?" I asked dumbfounded. "But how do you - or have you never-"
"It wasn't a necessity and I didn't have money for anything that wasn't essential," she explained without answering what I'd tried to ask. I supposed it didn't matter if she'd mated before. She was ours now and she'd never return to whatever human male she'd shared her body with.
"We'll make you as much lacy clothes as you want," I promised. "You can show me how they're supposed to look like. But now, would you like to join us in watching a recording of a human couple?"
Her gorgeous eyes widened in surprise. Her pupils were much larger than ours, only leaving a small ring of colour around them, but I thought that only made her more attractive.
"Are we going to watch a movie? A romantic one? That's so sweet. Will there be popcorn?"
"What's that? My translator didn't get that."
"Snacks. Something to eat while watching."
"Why would you want to eat?" I asked. "I was planning to hold hands with you."
And copy some of the things happening on the screen, but it didn't feel right to say that yet. I wanted to surprise her.
"That's very sweet."
I wasn't sure why she kept describing everything as sweet. Did she think we were like confectionary? Humans were strange. Although maybe she expected my seed to be sweet. I had no idea if it was. I'd never asked a female to taste it. Was that something humans did?
The thought of it made my cocks swell further. I was about ready to burst. The anticipation had made me hard and ready for her. I hoped the recording Havel had chosen wasn't too long. I had no patience to sit and watch other people fuck without being inside Trish.
I pressed a button on my comms to open the bedroom door for her, incredibly pleased that I'd remembered that part of seduction etiquette. She gasped as soon as she entered, then began laughing so loud it almost hurt my ears.
