HAYES:Hard. Ha.
AERIS:You’re a child, you know that?
HAYES:Come on. Lighten up. Play with me.
AERIS:Play with yourself.
HAYES:Only if you watch.
AERIS:I hate you.
HAYES:I’d hope so. Don’t need you falling in love with me. *kissy face emoji*
AERIS:Oh, don’t worry. That won’t be a problem.
HAYES:Confident, are we?
AERIS:Very.
HAYES:And why’s that?
AERIS:Because you’ll be the one falling for me.
October 10th,Friday, 5:55 p.m.
AERIS:Does underwear go bad? Like, is it bad if I still wear the underwear I had in high school? I wash them and everything. Underwear’s just so expensive.
HAYES:If you wanted me to buy you panties, you should’ve just asked.
AERIS:THAT WAS FOR LILA. Please erase that message right now.
HAYES:Hmm, I think I’ll keep it. I mean, it’s a solid question. I can ask the guys if they know the answer?
AERIS:YOU WOULDN’T DARE.
HAYES:I won’t if you tell me what color lace you want.
AERIS:I prefer granny panties.
HAYES:You joke, but you wouldn’t look half bad in those.
AERIS:Do you have some granny kink I don’t know about?
HAYES:So what if I did? Don’t kink shame me.
AERIS:You’re not buying me underwear.
HAYES:Oh, good thinking. Don’t want to waste money when they’re just gonna come off anyways.
AERIS:HAYES!
October 15th,Wednesday, 11:05 a.m.
HAYES:I miss you.
AERIS:I miss you too.
HAYES:Do you realize we’re three thousand miles away from each other?