Page 50 of The Best Kind of Forever
AERIS:It’s an away game. You’ll live.
HAYES:Why must you hurt me, Stacks?
AERIS:Aw, do you need me to kiss it better?
HAYES:Wait, I didn’t know that was on the table. Yes, please.
AERIS:
AERIS:
HAYES:Hello?
AERIS:Sorry, I was trying to get a feather out of Crunch’s mouth.
HAYES:I told you to stop buying her feather toys.
AERIS:But she loves them!
HAYES:Yeah, and that must’ve been why she barfed in my shoes.
AERIS:LMAO. Yeah, that was…sorry.
HAYES:I know one way you can make it up to me.
AERIS:If you say phone sex, I’ll castrate you.
HAYES:Zoom sex?
AERIS:
HAYES:Just over the clothes stuff?
AERIS:Gooodbyeee, Hayes. Good luck on your game. *winky face emoji*
October 20th,Monday, 9:46 a.m.
HAYES:I’m here to cash in on my prize.
AERIS:What prize?
HAYES:*screenshot attached*
AERIS:I was very drunk when I said that.
HAYES:And I won that game of darts fair and square.
AERIS:You almost hit me in the eye.
HAYES:You were standing in my way!
AERIS:I WAS NEXT TO YOU?
HAYES:My depth perception isn’t that great.
AERIS:You play hockey for a living.
HAYES:Just give me my prize, woman.
