Page 51 of Lovesick
MERIT
I’m not having this conversation with you.
CREW
Why? Afraid you might like it?
MERIT
Afraid I’ll throw up in my mouth.
CREW
God, you’re bad for my ego.
MERIT
What can I say? I like putting men in their place.
CREW
Princess, if you tell me to roll over, I’ll fucking roll over for you.
MERIT
I knew you were a dog, but I didn’t know it was this bad.
CREW
Woof.
MERIT
Did you really think I wouldn’t find out aboutthe party theme?
CREW
I wasn’t actively withholding information, if that’s what you’re insinuating.
MERIT
You just want to see me in as little clothing as possible.
CREW
Obviously.
MERIT
Mr. Calloway, are you objectifying me?
CREW
Of course not. Seeing you in any capacity, with or without clothes, is the highlight of my day.
Also, don’t call me that.
MERIT
