Page 68 of Lovesick

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POST-DRINK CLARITY

Saturday, October 18th, 1:08 a.m.

THE BROTHERSHIP

SUTTON

If I mix a raw egg, Worcestershire sauce, and Tabasco, do you think my hangover will go away?

FOSTER

There’s only one way to find out.

HARLAN

Um, no. Don’t encourage him. What are you even talking about?

SUTTON

It’s called The Prairie Oyster. One in four doctorsrecommend it.

HARLAN

That definitely isn’t right. Fuck, even I wouldn’t recommend it. Unless you want to get salmonella.

SUTTON

Eh, I’ve had worse. Some girl gave me chlamydia and mono at the same time.

HARLAN

Jesus Christ. What the hell were you doing?

SUTTON

Well, Harlan, when two people like each other very much…

HARLAN

I’d rather drag my cock over a hot Blackstone griddle than visualize you doing the devil’s tango.

FOSTER

I think I blacked out last night. Please tell me I didn’t do anything embarrassing.

AXEL

Ah, the good ol’ days. I remember when I was young and impressionable.

HARLAN

You’re literally the same age as us.

FOSTER

Where were you last night?

AXEL

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