Page 69 of Lovesick

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Being responsible, obviously.

FOSTER

And where did C go? Has anyone heard from him? Should we put out an Amber alert?

KNOX

If I get an Amber alert about Crew Calloway, I’m silencing my phone.

SUTTON

How the hell do you have access to this group chat?

KNOX

Frankly, I’m offended you didn’t add me in the first place.

HARLAN

Yeah, where is Crew? Last I saw him, he was walking out with…

SUTTON

Oh.

FOSTER

Oh.

AXEL

Wait, what am I missing?

KNOX

That son of a bitch. You’re telling me he’s getting his ass ate right now and I’m not?

AXEL

I don’t think that’s remotely happening. At all.

SUTTON

What the fuck?

KNOX

What? Everyone knows that the male G-spot is in the ass.

FOSTER

See, usually we call that an “inside thought.”

AXEL

Is it true?

KNOX

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