Page 111 of Sweet Hate

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Kim

OMG OMG IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!

Mia

Sooooo, are you guys back together then?

Haven

We were never together! He was my best friend.

Lucas

Ouch Pinky, that’s gotta sting.

Haven

Pinky?

Lucas

Eh, I’m trying it out.

Haven

Let’s not.

Swayze

Someone give me the cliff notes. Are Mom and Dad back together?

Haven

Let’s not do that either.

Lucas

Well, they’ve both just disappeared again and left me sitting here all on my own.

Swayze

Let me get my tiny violin.

Kim

Wait. Disappeared where? Are they banging in the bathroom right now?! OMG I bet they are as well.

Swayze

Lucky fucker. Least he’s getting some.

Mia

Here we go again. Neither of you know the meaning of the word drought. You have a new groupie every week.

Swayze

I’m sorry. You literally have NO idea how wrong you are.

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