Page 40 of Sweet Hate
OK FINE. But you did sample the British sausage though, right?
RIGHT????
Me
Kim
*skeleton collapsing GIF*
Swayze
*it’s been 84 years GIF*
Kim
Was he hot??
Mia
Umm hello. With their accents? How could he not be??
Lucas
Can you guys shut up so Mia can stop staring at her phone and take her turn? As much as I like having Haven on my lap, my thighs have gone to sleep.
Mia
Whatever, Baby Thor. You’re lucky her fine ass makes you lookcool.
Kim
Send us some photos from London!! And hot London men!!!!
Me
Swayze
Well damn, you look hot as fuck. Where were you going dressed like that?
Me
I had a date.
Mia
OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Me
Mia, I think I’ve just gone deaf in my right ear. Can you not squeal so loud?
Lucas
Jesus fuck, you’re telling me. Now I’ve got numb thighs and I’m hard of hearing.
