OK, I’ll bite. Why the fuck is your D on lockdown, ‘Ze?
Mia
As if he is. He gives Axel a run for his money in the manwhore department. I’m 99% sure he got his dick wet just last night.
Swayze
Hey! That's harsh.
Mia
It's not harsh if it's true.
Kim
Uhhhhhh. Guys?
Did someone slip something in the water or something?
Why are you two arguing?
Lucas
I’m not sure it's fair to drag Axeman into this since he’s not here to defend himself.
Kim
So……
Mia?
Swayze? Why you on a sex ban?!
Swayze
No reason. I felt like it was time for a change.
Lucas
A change?
WTF bro, then get a haircut.
Swayze
LOL
Kim
Really? LOL??
Crew IMMA NEED SOMEEXPLANATIONS.
1. SINCE WHEN ARE AXEMAN AND HAVEN MAKING OUT LIKE HORNY TEENAGERS AGAIN?
2. WHY IS SWAYZE REALLY ON A SEX BAN?
And 3. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH MIA AND SWAYZE AFTER WE LEFT LAST NIGHT?