Page 76 of Moms of Mayhem

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Stevie

Shh. You’re one of us now. Go with it.

I’m hiding in my closet, sipping a Gatorade through a curly straw because lifting my head seems like a lot of work.

Shannon

So… are you coming out tonight? Ruth said she’ll come watch the kids.

Emmy

What?! Is that a possibility? PLEASE come tonight! I need moral support.

Stevie

Only if you promise to make out with Beckett in front of me.

Shannon

Nope. I don’t need to see that.

Stevie

Are you kidding me? I do. That man is so hot I could cook an egg on him.

Emmy

Okay, well, now I’m blushing and also weirdly craving eggs???

Stevie

You’re welcome.

Also, Luke says he’ll wear flannel and pretend to know how to line dance. We’re in.

Shannon

I hate all of you. I’m going to smell like beer and despair by 9 p.m.

Emmy

That’s the spirit!!! We’re ringing in the new year with rhinestones and regrets.

Shannon

Can I wear black? Is that allowed in a country bar?

Stevie

If you also wear a pair of boots and a bad attitude, sure.

Shannon

Perfect. I’ve got both in spades.

Emmy

What do I wear?

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