Page 163 of Nearly Roadkill
Subj:Your recent memo
Dear Ms. Budge: The Undersecretary thanks you for your concern in this matter and assures you that she has every bit of confidence in you to do your job in such a manner that would make your government proud.
Sincerely yours,
—Ronald McVey
U-Sec Sec
He’s wondering how to attach a paper bag full of dogshit to his next memo, when one more window opens up.
To:Ms. Budge
From:DevilsOwn
Subj:Double our treasure, double your fun
Yes ma’am! But I’m no man, ma’am.
::wide grin::
When this is all over, if you ever get up to NYC, let’s me and you meet up at the Cubbyhole. Ladies only, my lady.
—Devil
Wally Budge sputters.
“That’s nice—she thinks you’re nice,” offers Shelly.
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That bastard! Budge started arresting people! He says it’s not him, but I’m starting to believe my dad that all cops are pigs.
People started dropping out of The Rally like a scene from Jaws. Little heads pulled under the water. Scratch and Winc were talking to Budge, for gawdsakes, at the time. Do they have any idea how close they were?!
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NARRATIVE ENTRY, JABBATHEHUT
Shelly is reading the thread over his shoulder.
To:Henderson, Enforcement
From:Ms. Budge
Subj:Confirmed Locations
Scratch positively confirmed in Dingmans Ferry, PA. Winc in Trenton, NJ. Street addresses to follow ASAP.
—B.
To:Ms. Budge
From:Henderson Sec
Subj:Re: Confirmed locations
