Page 175 of Nearly Roadkill

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85% cuz you, 30% cuz rebels with a cause.

Winc:Your math needs some work, sweetie. Know what?

Scratch:::stopping short:: What?

Winc:When you’re happy, you tell stories.

Scratch:Hmmm, guess you’re right…

Winc:Lovely to see, darlin’. You’re full of joy.

Scratch:Joy’s got me picked up by the holes like a bowling ball.

Scratch:You wanna hear something else?

Winc:Always.

Scratch:::demonstrating:: I put my fingers inside your cunt, then I put two more in your ass, then I rock you back and forth and up and down and then I kiss you and then I pick you up and you come and then we are happyhappyhappywackos!

Winc:::gasp:: Yeah, that’s sort of what I had in mind… like that…

Scratch:Then Razorfun comes in all dark and scary and cuts you and then we bleed all over naked bodies and roll around in the daisies…

::circuits crossing and jamming::

::Technicolor explosions::

Winc:You are so sweet.

Scratch:… and then Scratchgrrl jumps into Winc’s riotboy arms and we slamdance around while I pull his cock and then Digqueer trips us up and we fall down on the green grass with all kinds of wet stuff and lots o’ flowers…

Winc:Scratch. I am so glad you’re back.

Scratch:Back ain’t the half of it.

You may fear you’ve created a monster…

Winc:::purring:: You have always been my favorite monster.

Scratch:Do you think we should be logging this?

Hard to recreate hysterical joy…

Winc:::rolling my eyes:: Been logging for hours. It’s bound to be someone’s idea of history someday.

Winc:But I’m a little scared of going offline.

To be with you face to face again.

I can feel the warmth of you next to me.

::carefully keeping my eyes glued to the screen::

Scratch:Yeah, me, too. But there’s no other way but forward.

We gotta be together for this last thing.

::using all my willpower to keep fingers on the keyboard::

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