Page 61 of Nearly Roadkill

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Emily:I love that suggestion!

MizMaid:LOL, Princess.

Emily:Am I the only woman here who had a child with a pathological asshole?

Janis:Does everyone in here hate men?

Emily:I don’t hate men.

Princess:Some are OK.

Private Message to Scratch

Winc:<---having way cool PMs with MizMaid about lies and cyberspace.

Scratch:Just realized my name changes its meaning in different contexts. In this room I would be a yeast infection.

Winc:STOP THAT!! :X

Minn:To call an asshole an asshole does not = hate.

MizMaid:Right, Princess.

Janis:Everyone is griping about men.

MizMaid:Trash is trash, doesn’t matter the gender.

Minn:If you can’t hate an asshole, then who can you hate?!

Emily:No, we’re not griping about *men*, we’re griping about assholes.

Private Message to Winc

Scratch:And in the gun room it would be…

Winc:Winc… chester?

Scratch:Uh huh.

Winc:::winc-eing::

Private Message to Scratch

Pubes:Touch me.

Scratch:Well that’s a weird one, never heard that one before…

Pubes:I’m surprised. With a name like that?

Scratch:Like Pubes, or Scratch?

Scratch:Question: how many here are PMing right now?

Fess up!

Winc:::liftin’ head from PMs:: Howdy, Scratch!

Scratch:Well, hell-o there, Winc! OK, Winc fessed up, anyone else?

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