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No.
Gabby
Of course not.
Samantha
Seriously. Get ur heads checked. Fairy godmothers ARE NOT REAL.
Gabby
What about Cupid? Is he real?
Char
He’s a Roman god. So, different kettle of fish. Eros is the Greek version, FYI.
Samantha
Char
I’m proud to be a nerd. Have you seen my new job, and all the cool travel I get to do?
Gabby
Well, if Cupid is real, and on the loose like your fairy godmother, send him my way. Preferably on Valentine’s Day weekend.
Josie
It doesn’t work like that, Gabs.
Gabby
So? I need a boyfriend. I don’t care who Cupid shoots so he falls in love with me.
Josie
Tamara, don’t forget—you’ve been banned. Wishes can’t be granted on your behalf, or for your benefit.
That was actually a bit of a relief. Other than nobody being able to release Haden’s memories.
Me
Haden gave me a Nerf gun.
Samantha
Lame. Weirdo.
Me
We played with Nerf guns in the hardware store last night and made out.
Samantha
What? I missed everything! You big rebel. Way to go.
Me
