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Not helpful right now

LAUREN:

Sorry not sorry. Geddit? Girl we’re here for you. That man will rue the day he fucked with you, believe me.

Thanks guys. I love you. Not sure how the hell I’ll manage to play nicely on his arm though

TESS:

I’ll take care of him on Sat. It’ll be like old times. You know, before he divorced me for you… :)

Guess it’s karma. Maybe he’ll throw me in the Tower for good measure

CASSIE:

OMG babes I’m so sorry!!!! What a loser. Like he thinks he can do any better than you at his age? You’re way hotter than him. And Tess, you know there’s an actual emoji keyboard now? You don’t need to use punctuation

TESS:

What’s an emoji? Just kidding

CASSIE:

lmao

TESS:

What?

REBEKAH:

Shit Elodie!!!

I’m so sorry!

WTF? He was literally all over you last weekend—Shel and I were joking about how he’s even randier than Henry was.

Did he give you a reason?

We’ll be your human shield on Sat—we’ve got this, don’t we ladies? x

LAUREN:

Hell YEAHHHHHH

You’re all so lovely. Thank you guys. I’m going to need that shield.

No Bex, no reason. Not a real one anyway. Something about not wanting to get married again and not seeing a future for us so he’s biting the bullet now “before we get hurt”.

UGHHHHH remind me never to date ever again

SHELBY:

I do not understand that man. He’s clearly obsessed with you. You guys were my #relationshipgoals. Men get scared so easily don’t they?

CASSIE:

Mid life crisis

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