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Am trying not to freak out.

Ana:Tell her I think she’s a badass.

And if she needs someone to leak something anonymously to the press… well. I know a girl.

Byron:*Wink emoji*

u still the biggest gossip in Manchester?

Ana:Only if the stories are true.

***

Later that month

Byron:ur mum sent me chia pudding

am i supposed to eat it or exfoliate with it?

Ana:She’s spiralling. Your arteries are next.

She’s going to start offering kale shots at Cadi’s baby shower.

Byron:speakin of, u done with prep?

Ana:Almost. I’ve got pastel balloons, tiny clothes on string, and enough cupcakes to choke a rugby team.

Gray tried to interfere. I banned him.

Byron:good. he wanted a spit roast pig.

For a baby shower.

***

Days before the shower

Ana:Cadi’s glowing. She’s going to pretend she doesn’t want to cry when she sees thebook I bought her.

Bet you five quid she sobs at page two.

Byron:i’ll double it.

Also,Syl picked the baby onesie. it says Future Interrogator

Ana:She’s a menace.

She’s also brilliant.

Byron:like someone else i know.

ur shower gift for cads better be epic. she still sulkin u skipped the hen-do.

Ana:I was detained at the border, Byron.

***

Chapter nineteen