Page 89 of Alpha Dragon's Mating Contract
NotAWalrus
I don’t know!
HocusPocus
Have you considered coparenting? Rap seems reasonable. I don’t think he would mind if you retained some of your parental rights instead of giving him the baby entirely.
NotAWalrus
Let me think about it
HocusPocus
Remember, he won’t know what you want unless you mention it to him
NotAWalrus
I’ll
I just found a pickup line in my pocket
...
It’s so terrible, omg
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HocusPocus
... Yeah, I would burn that
KillianKillsDreams
Idk, I would keep it. It’s kind of sweet!
IvoFivo
Wow, that’s terrible
NotAWalrus
I’m gonna burn it with my newfound fire powers. BRB
Walren stared at the slip of pink paper in his hands. He had hung around in Raptor’s office long enough that he recognized the alpha’s handwriting: bold lines digging faint grooves into the paper, all angular and sharp.
You light the fires under my heart cockles and make them glow so hot, all the trees nearby turn into hardwood. Oh Walry, here’s an umbrella to shelter yourself because my wood is about to erupt with sap. My big brass cannon balls want to shower you in their love juices. One day, you will wake up and realize that Love Cucumber is the best flavor in the world.
“What the heck,” Walren whispered, cringing so hard and yet unable to tear his eyes away. “Did he copy this from the book?”
“No, I did not,” Raptor yelled from beyond the office door.
“I... I appreciate it,” Walren said. What else could you tell your boss after he had put in time and effort to write you an original pickup line? No matter how hard it made you cringe?
I should burn it,he told himself.
There were still a few bites left of the grilled chili pepper. Walren put it all into his mouth and chewed it thoroughly so he would get its full effects.
He went to a small table by the office door, removing the decorations from it. From his fire-breathing experiments in the last hour, Walren had figured out that the wallpaper was fireproof, and so was the office furniture.
