She went to culinary school. Lexie has sharp knives too.
Elodie
Okay, I only know some of you, so hi, to the rest of you. Umm. I just picked up my phone and saw that I had seventy-two missed messages. I get that some of these are you insane people laughing at, thumbs-upping, hearting, and exclamation-pointing these texts, but holy shit, don’t you have jobs?
Rome
Okay. New girl sounds hot. Dibs.
Saylor
I told you dibs was a thing.
Dillan
You can’t dibs a person.
Elodie
You people are crazy. The band will be there tonight at eight p.m. Will Lucky be there by then?
Lexie
Hello... Linc. What time will you get Lucky to West End?
Linc
That’s tonight?
Lexie
I’m going to kill you.
Linc
I’m kidding. I’ll have him there at seven-thirty. I told him I needed to talk to him, and I didn’t want to do it at the house because I didn’t want you to overhear.
Brea
Great. He probably thinks it’s about me.
Linc
The world doesn’t revolve around you, princess.
Brea
I’m going to get Caitlin to cut off your balls, you dick.
Caitlin
I’ll bring my new knife.
Saylor
For the twenty-seventh time. Who. Is. Helping. Lexie. With. The. Cake?
Jamie