You abuse animals.
Lexie
Says the woman whose three-year-old is so bougie she has a bubble bath routine that requires flashing lights, motorized ducks, pink-glitter bubbles, and a special Spotify playlist.
Rome
Dude, you turned your kids into Partysaurus Rex.
Caitlin
I did not.
Ryker
What’s a Partysaurus Rex?
Rome
Yeah, you did.
Saylor
Like from Toy Story?
Caitlin
My kid is not a toy dinosaur.
Rome
Yeah, she is.
Aurora
Which Toy Story?
Dillan
It was a short.
Brea
A what?
Elodie
Is this like a movie?
Ryker
You never saw Toy Story?
Elodie
I’m not really a movie girl.
Rome