You abuse animals.
 
 Lexie
 
 Says the woman whose three-year-old is so bougie she has a bubble bath routine that requires flashing lights, motorized ducks, pink-glitter bubbles, and a special Spotify playlist.
 
 Rome
 
 Dude, you turned your kids into Partysaurus Rex.
 
 Caitlin
 
 I did not.
 
 Ryker
 
 What’s a Partysaurus Rex?
 
 Rome
 
 Yeah, you did.
 
 Saylor
 
 Like from Toy Story?
 
 Caitlin
 
 My kid is not a toy dinosaur.
 
 Rome
 
 Yeah, she is.
 
 Aurora
 
 Which Toy Story?
 
 Dillan
 
 It was a short.
 
 Brea
 
 A what?
 
 Elodie
 
 Is this like a movie?
 
 Ryker
 
 You never saw Toy Story?
 
 Elodie
 
 I’m not really a movie girl.
 
 Rome