Me
It’s like you haven’t even met me. Of course I’ll be in the office Tuesday morning.
Hallie
idk, you seem to have turned into a completely different person since you’ve been away. The kind of person who has lots of sex with a smoking hot athlete and DOESN’T TELL HER FRIENDS ABOUT IT.
Molly
I’m bringing the donuts on Tuesday. It’s been two weeks Jules, and your girls need DETAILS. You better be prepared to tell us a sexy breakfast story.
Emma
I need to know all about his sisters. Is four sisters awesome or insane?
Me
So awesome. You guys would love them. They take fierce girl gang to a whole new level.
Hallie
So what are you doing for your last night in Boulder?
Me
Back deck. Hot tub.
Emma
We’ll be needing those details too.
Molly
Fucking right we will. Did you ever check the front pocket of your suitcase?
Me
I thought we established that sexy underwear wasn’t necessary. In the way, remember?
Molly
I hooked you up with a swim situation too.
Me
“Situation?”
Molly
I’m not sure it could accurately be described as a bathing suit.
Me
I packed my own bathing suit.
Molly
Not like this one.