Hallie
JUST FIND THE BATHING SUIT JULES. Put it on your body.
Emma
And when you get back tomorrow, tell us all about it.
Me
Why do I like you all again?
Emma
Even if you don’t like us, you’re still stuck with us.
Hallie
Let’s put that on a t-shirt.
Molly
Just do it, Jules. Asher’s eyes will fall out of his head and there’s an 80% chance you won’t be able to walk tomorrow. But, like, in the good way.
Me
Okay I just found it. Mol, this looks like it was made for a teenager.
Molly
It’s stretchy. Kind of.
Me
Holy hell. It fits but it’s…I’m not sure I even have the words.
Hallie
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Me
[pic attached]
Emma
Holy shit Jules.
Me
It’s pretty uncomfortable.
Hallie
I doubt you’ll be wearing it for that long.
Molly
My work here is done *dusts off shoulder*