Is that really necessary?
Noah
Yes, because otherwise how will everyone know we’re bros?
Cooper
Are you sure you’re not the youngest? You have real youngest child energy.
Elliot
Seriously. I’m surprised they let you hold scalpels and cut into people’s faces.
Noah
Fuck off. I’m an amazing surgeon.
Me
Oral.
Noah
Uh, excuse me.
Me
Oral surgeon. You’re an oral surgeon, whereas I’m an actual surgeon.
Noah
Oh, you mean you weren’t talking about the other kind of oral?
Elliot
And maybe how you’re giving it to a certain Evans sister?
Noah
Or getting it from her?
Cooper
Or both? Maybe at the same time.
Me
Jesus fuck, you guys are annoying.
We’re just friends.
Cooper
Your face literally lit up while you were texting with her. That doesn’t scream just friends to me.
Elliot
Or me.