Page 42 of Yours to Lose
Me
Oh, I know.
Jordan
You heading into work?
Me
Just got here, actually. I’m really early but I was too excited to sleep, so I’m sitting on the museum steps drinking coffee.
Like, right here on the steps.
Of the American Museum of Natural History.
Where I’m about to work.
Holy balls.
Jordan
You’ll kick ass. They’re lucky to have you.
Me
Fucking right, I will.
Jordan
[Picture of Dippy wearing a scarf covered in dinosaurs]
Jordan
Happy first day.
Me
Stop it. I need to know where you keep getting these Dippy scarves that I definitely did not send you.
Jordan
No comment.
Me
Come on.
Jordan
Nope.
Me
Ugh. Go remove an appendix or something.
Jordan
You will be unsurprised to know I’m on my way to do exactly that right now. Good luck today, Hurricane.
