I’ve been carb-loading in preparation.
So, what does one wear to swing dance at Lincoln Center?
Me
Something dapper, of course.
Jordan
It should not surprise you to know I have no idea what that means.
Me
[Picture attached]
Something like this, maybe?
Jordan
I’m not wearing a fucking fedora.
Me
So that’s a yes to the 3-piece suit then?
Jordan
Even if I owned a 3-piece suit, that would be a hard pass.
Me
You know I’m kidding, right? Wear whatever you want.
Just know that I’ll be properly dressed in full swing era attire. Don’t be embarrassed.
Jordan
I would never. I’ll miss your pink Converse though.
Me
You’re my favorite human.
Jordan
You too, Hurricane.
Me
Okay, so since you’ll be at the hospital and I’ll be at home, Lincoln Center is right in the middle. Let’s meet there. 7:30?
Jordan
I’ll come to you, and we can walk there together.
Me
I appreciate it, but that’s kind of ridiculous since you have to pass Lincoln Center to get to me.