Page 96 of Not Your Girl

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Nah, he’s just all relaxed and shit because he’s getting laid on the regular.

Me

I’m not just getting laid. I’m in a relationship, asshole.

Noah

A relationship where you’re getting laid.

Cooper

Are you twelve?

Noah

Nah, they don’t let twelve-year-olds be surgeons.

Jordan

Oral surgeon.

Noah

Fuck off. Remind me how long your residency was because my oral surgery residency is six fucking years which, if I recall correctly, is two years longer than your basic bitch surgery residency.

And don’t come at me with your peds surgery fellowship. Fellowship isn’t residency. Everyone knows that. I think it’s clear who is the badder ass among us.

Cooper

Fucking hell.

Jordan

*pats self on back*

Noah

Uh, what the fuck is happening right now.

Me

They have a bet going on how many times Jordan can piss you off this month by reminding you that you’re an oral surgeon.

Cooper

Jordan just won.

Jordan

You’re damn right I did.

Noah

*grumbles*

I think I liked you better when you were grief-stricken.

Jordan

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