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Shit. I really should have come with you. I didn’t think you would want a mom cramping your style, but I forgot for a second that I’m a cool mom and everything is more fun when I’m there.
Jo
I told you so. There’s still time. Hallie and Ben and the rest of Jordan’s friends all get in pretty soon. Want to hop on a flight?
Pam
I wish. Can’t make it today, but I think the book club needs a retreat. Girls’ trip this fall?
Jo
ABSOLUTELY YES.
Amelia
Definitely.
Cece
I’ll see where the wind blows me.
Hannah, honey, are you there? Anything…interesting happen to you since you got to Vegas?
Jo
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
Cece
Jo, I know everything, dear.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I’ve always been a little skeptical of Cece and her supposed psychic tendencies, but I’mstanding here in Noah’s T-shirt with a wedding ring on my finger and a marriage license with my name on it, so I suddenly believe it with my full chest and if she outs my drunken Vegas marriage to everyone I will absolutely die. My fingers fly over the keyboard.
Me
I’m here. Just woke up. Everything’s good with me.
Amelia
Did you end up getting any writing done after we left the club?
I suddenly remember that was the excuse I made up so they wouldn’t feel like they were abandoning me when they all left to go have sex or whatever. Sighing, I start typing again.
Me
Yep, so much. Vegas is good inspiration.
Pam
Please tell me you’re doing another accidental marriage. I just love those.
Jo
COSIGN. I think that was your best one ever.
Amelia
YES, OH MY GOD, DO IT.
