Page 81 of Just My Type

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You may be singing a different tune if you have to hold my hair back later while I’m hanging over the toilet.

Me

Gorgeous, it would be an honor to hold your hair back, in any location, for anyreason at all.

Hannah

I think Cece made the last batch double strength.

Me

She’s been known to do that. We think she has a hollow leg or something. She can drink us all under the table.

Hannah

I believe it. I’m typing this with one eye shut because there’s two of everything. I haven’t been this drunk since

Fuck. Where’s the unsend option?

Me

Since when, Han?

Since you brought down the house with your rendition of La Vie Boheme?

Hannah

Ugh.

Me

Since you and I were the hottest drunk Danny and Sandy to ever grace the Vegas strip?

Hannah

Don’t remind me.

Me

Since we had the best kiss of my entire life in the dark hallway of a karaoke bar?

Hannah

I’m begging you to stop.

Me

Since you let me put a ring on your finger and marry you?

Hannah

Accidentally marry me.

Me

But was it actually an accident, or was it the greatest day of our lives?

Hannah

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