I’m having feelings about his feelings.
Megan
Oh, honey.
Megan
You’re in trouble.
Me
I KNOW
Me
He asked for movie recommendations for his mum.
Me
I’m making a spreadsheet.
Me
With categories.
Me
And reviews.
Megan
You’re making his sick mum a movie spreadsheet at midnight?
Me
Umm, yes?
Megan
That’s it. We need Brad.
Me
DON’T YOU DARE
Me
I don’t need psychological analysis.
Me
I need someone to explain how he went from terrifying The Valley to making my heart explode in a stairwell.
Megan
You know exactly how and what this means.
Me