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Victoria leapt off her couch and shrieked.I have an interview!!!!she texted to Kimmy, and relayed the message to the group chat. The excited gifs rolled in and she picked up her phone to tell Owen. She stopped, but the fact stared her straight in the face: she wanted to talk to him, even when she was furious with him.

So that was one answer, at least.

Owen Pohl

I need some help

Andy Lee

Yeah dude we know.

Mark Olsen

Yeah that’s not new information

Owen Pohl

Fuck you both

But for real, I need help. Of the romantic kind

Mark Olsen

MY MOMENT HAS COME

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT

K-Ci & JoJo have NOTHING on me

Owen Pohl

Andy come get ya boi in line

Andy Lee

No.

Owen Pohl

Jfc okay

I have to apologize to Victoria, and I think it’s gotta be big

Mark Olsen

Already looking up hot air balloons

Owen Pohl

I was actually thinking karaoke

Andy Lee

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