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Me
Still on holiday. I win our bet.
Miles
When do I get to meet the lady friend?
Me
She lives in the D.C. area.
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I start to type that I won’t see her after Sunday but delete that part of the message. I want to see her again.
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Miles
Denial?
Me
Holiday
Miles
Please. The last time you went on three dates with the same woman you dated her for seven years. You, my friend, are a serial monogamist.
Me
I’ve had 2 relationships
Miles
Point made. You don’t do casual.
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That’s bullshit. I just hate dating. If I find someone I enjoy spending time with, why keep circulating?
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Me
That you’re aware of
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Unlike that fucker, I don’t brag about my hook-ups.
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Miles
One night hook-ups OR relationship. Those are your two circuit pathways my binary friend.