I guess I’m buying a company … or at least my trust fund is. They need my signature.
Taylor
Have they heard of Docusign?
I laugh. If only.
Brandon
They don’t let you Docusign this kind of deal.
Taylor
You’re serious? Like … you are actually asking me to join you in Switzerland?
Brandon
We could hang there for a couple of days. Then I have an extended Bachelor party trip in Germany next week.
Taylor
Your life is crazy.
Brandon
I know. Trust me. I would rather be going out to dinner with you tonight.
Taylor
I can’t just hop on a plane. My life doesn’t work like that.
Brandon
Understood. So, tonight, the reservation is under my name, and they have a card on file so get whatever you want.
Taylor
I would feel too weird having a fancy dinner on your tab without you being there.
Brandon
You’re spending Kent Dubois’s money. Not mine. I want you to go.
Taylor
Let me see if one of my roommates can join me.
I want her to go, to have this experience, even if it’s without me. If she likes it, we can always go back together.
9
I’ve never dated a rich guy before. Quickly searching Kent Dubois’s net worth, I find the answer: thirteen billion.Fuck.That’s insane. I no longer feel that weird about a likely two-thousand-dollar dinner.
My roommates and I are all working from home today. I could work from my laptop in Switzerland or call in sick, but I don’t know this guy. It’s too soon to do something like that. I could be the next true crime documentary: silly girl gets whisked away on jet never to be seen again.
In the living room, I find Morgan and Gwen staring down on their laptops, both in athletic shorts and baggy T-shirts. Morgan and I are about the same size and swap clothes often. Gwen though, I don’t know if my calf could even get up the leg of her shorts.
“I need you two to rock, paper, scissors.”