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His mouth dropped open in shock.“Jesus Christ—really?”
I winked.“I mean, I thought about knocking the son of a bitch out before that, but my curiosity got the better of me.So I thought, what the hell?Let’s see what all of the hoopla is about.Now I know.”
“Did you let him fuck you?”
I burst out laughing because he was looking at me all wide-eyed and curious, I couldn’t keep up the joke any longer.“I’m fucking with you, Jordan.No way in hell I’d let a man give me head in a female form, let alone fuck them.It would just feel too weird.Having to endure his roaming hands and sloppy kisses is what made the job so disgusting, dude was a fucking pig.In the end, I knocked his ass out, accessed his laptop, stole the info back, and planted the virus.All is well now.”
“You asshole,” Jordan grumbled and pouted.
I shrugged and downed the last of my beer, then smiled as the effects buzzed over me, if only for a short while.“I loved the look on your face.Although, if you hadn’t closed your mouth, I might have been tempted to stick my cock in it.”
“I would have bit down.”
“And you would have broken your front teeth.”
He laughed, then rolled his eyes.“Was the guy some sloppy blob, or did his breath stink?I mean, what made him so disgusting?”Jordan asked.
I sighed.“None of that.He was slim with a little pudge around the waist.Breath kind of stank, though.Some people just have a slimy aura about them, even if they look good on the outside.He was one of those kinds of people.Did you know he wanted to piss in my mouth and all over me when we got back to the hotel?”
Jordan grimaced.“Ewww, what the fuck?”
“Yeah, I know, that was one of his kinks.Jerk was probably into scat, too.Sick bastard.I think he might have killed people before.Once we’re done with this job, I’m going to pay his ass another visit.And this time, he won’t be breathing when I leave,” I said, making plans in my head to end that son of a bitch and his goons.He would have killed me tonight if he could have, and that told me that what happened wasn’t his first rodeo.It was probably the first time his plans had gone awry, though.
Jordan shook his head.“Sometimes, I just don’t know about you.”
“Good, I like being unpredictable.Keeps our relationship spicy,” I said, laughing.
“Getting back to your hang-ups.If I had your ability to change forms, I would have totally fucked some hot straight guy,” Jordan said, masterfully switching the conversation from a murder plot to my issues.Wait a minute, I didn’t have issues.I was a top, damn it.Never met a man that I wanted to bottom for in my life.
“That’s because you’re a perma-bottom,” I retorted.
“No shame in taking it up the ass.You should do it sometime.”
I snorted and scratched my balls.“It takes a certain kind of man to make me want to bother with all that bullshit.Besides, I love dicking you and other hot dudes.”
“Hopeless,” Jordan said under his breath, but loud enough for me to hear him.
“I just know what I like.So, did you get any more work for me while I was out?”
“Not yet.It’s not like we can advertise your particular services on TV or online.We got lucky through word of mouth on the last job.So no frivolous spending.I know how you like to live large but don’t want to work for it.”
“Bullshit, I work for it plenty.”
“I meant a legit job,” Jordan added.
“That would expose me.I can’t risk it, you know that,” I explained, reminding him of why I had to stay in hiding.
“Yeah, I know.As soon as I said it, I knew it was a mistake.Regardless, we have to make this money stretch, okay?”
I shrugged.“Sure, fine with me.”
“I mean it, Eric,” Jordan said forcefully, pointing his finger at me.
“What?You act like I’m going to run off and buy a damn Ferrari, as if I could,” I said, frowning.
“The last time I told you we needed to be cautious with our money, you bought that two thousand dollar sword,” Jordan pointed out.
Okay, yeah, that was true… but shit, for the kind of sword it was, it was a steal.I had to take advantage of the idiot selling it for a mere two grand when the motherfucker was worth a hundred times that amount.I tried to explain the importance of the deal I got to Jordan last month, but his geek ass didn’t see the point of me buying it, period.I bet if it had been some vintage comic book or action figure,thenI’d be speaking his language.
