Lane
Please, someone help me
Ari
And now I realize just how fucking annoying that was when I did it to you
Cole
Come on over, Ari
Ari
What makes you think I want to come over?
Josh
Our wives (and Lane’s girlfriend) literally went over to your place to be with your girl
We’ve been sitting at Cole’s wondering when you’d finally show up
Ari
Lucia isn’t my girl
Knox
Yeah, seems like you made that real fucking apparent
Ari
Fuck off
Cole
Dude, just come over
You’re being a fucking idiot
Ari
No, I’m just smart enough to know when to let her go
Knox
God, you’re dense
Lane
Just get your ass over here, Morgan
I slouch on Cole’s sofa, beer in hand, and wallow in my self-pity.
“Why does today have to suck?” I grumble.
“Because you’re an idiot,” Cole says.
“Fuck off, Pierce.”