I am NOT old
Knox
You’re literally the oldest one of us
Harlow
And your girlfriend is the youngest
Josh
We’re meeting you at nine, right, Luc?
Rory
Always fun when Josh comes in clueless
Josh
What did I miss?
Ella
Read the messages, Joshy
Someone hired movers for her
Josh
Who?
Lucia
I have no fucking clue, and apparently, none of you do either
But I didn’t ask anyone to do this
Ari
Most people would just say thank you
Lucia
You?
Cole
Aww, look at Ari being nice
I roll my eyes and exit the group chat, which is no doubt going to blow up after that, and text my new roommate off to the side.
Lucia
Why did you hire a moving company, Ari?
Ari
Because you’re moving?