Why do you want to move out already?
Ari
Because I feel like Lucia is constantly pissed at me
She still can’t be nice
Cole
You knew that about her before she moved in, man
How did you not expect that?
Ari
I did
But I sure as hell didn’t expect to hear her get herself off last night
Cole
Like you’ve never heard someone masturbate before
Ari
Not in my own fucking house
Cole
Better keep your headphones nearby, then
Ari
Shit
Why didn’t I think about headphones?
Cole
Wait
You sat there and actually listened to her?
Ari
I was in shock at how thin my goddamn walls are
Cole
And you listened to the woman you “can’t stand” get herself off in your house
Ari
I didn’t choose to hear it
Cole
You didn’t put on headphones, so I disagree