Page 136 of Anything Necessary for Her
“Damn. One day I will get rid of my roster, but not today,” Kailey garbled slightly into her glass, sending the table into a fit of laughter.
“Enjoy it before you get locked down and have a bunch of kids,” Scotland said while smiling, with the ladies concurring in the background.
“That’s what I toldher. Low is all she knows.” Kailey pointed to me.
“I don’t need to fuck other men to know I’m experiencing great things.” I volleyed.
My sisters-in-law endorsed me with comments, hand slaps, and giggles.
“You may have a point because I surely could’ve done without the sex from my exes. I knew the first night I gave my husband some that’s what I had been missing,” Yolani stated.
“For real. I would’ve been perfectly fine coming to Bashar as a virgin,” Analicia chimed in, the ladies agreeing.
“Um, . . . you damn near were. He’s your second, unless there is something I don’t know.” Her sister sipped her drink as Analicia rolled her eyes playfully, and the ladies snickered.
“All the ho-ness got deleted anyway once I got married,” Kabrina said, the table cackling in response.
“Yep. I lost my virginity to Shakur Compton. No other answers will be accepted,” Presley said, rendering laughter.
“I don’t think being a virgin would’ve worked for me, because I first met my man in threesome. I probably wouldn’t have done it had I not had some experience, especially after I saw that thing,” Scotland said drunkenly. “Nor would I have been so willing to fuck a nigga in jail.”
We giggled, some of the ladies commenting on her.
“Same. My husband’s dick is too big, and he fucks too well,” Anastazia blurted, the alcoholclearlygetting to her because she wasn’t the type to divulge anything about her sex life with Asif. The room froze before everyone doubled over in laughter, me grunting in disgust in the midst of mine, while everyone else,especially Kailey, animatedly applauded Stazi. “He would’vehad to chase virgin Anastazia around the room to even get to me,” she added, making us laugh harder. “Then I would’ve been stalking his ass once he did.”
“Would’ve been on that nigga’s bumper after that dickdown like glitter on a stripper, huh, Stazi?” Bambi queried, making Anastazia nod in amusement while we chortled in reaction.
“I’m still on him like that, but thankfully, the affection is returned. Virgin me would’ve been driving past his penthouse at night and got the cops called on me.”
“Oh my gosh!” I called out, cracking up. “I’m imagining him chasing you though.”
“Me too!” Kabrina called out.
My side was now in pain, watching Scotland chase Anastazia around the table as if she were my brother while the room guffawed.
“I am fucking dead!” Presley wiped her teary eyes, cackling.
“Told you I knew what I saw in them sweats,” Kailey whispered against my ear, and I nudged her off playfully while frowning.
“Well Banks, you aren’t the only one. I lost my virginity to Khari and only had one other outside of him, which I could’ve done without,” Couture informed me.
“You did? I don’t know why I didn’t come to that conclusion on my own,” I said. They’d been together since high school, so of course.
“I did. Although he was no virgin and was already freaked the fuck out at seventeen, ruining the springs on my little ass twin bed. I can still hear my mama going off on me asking what the fuck was I doing ’cause she’d just bought that mattress,” she said, and we all cackled loudly.
The night carried on, but it felt like it was just getting started. So once we ate the amazing, orgasmic dessert, we filed back into the spacious living room.
We turned on some music with our refreshed cocktails and began dancing. When “POWER” by YG came on, Anastazia, Scotland, Yolani, and Kabrina got hype, so it was clear they loved this song.
We were everywhere, dancing all over the room, even standing on tables and couches.
“She want a gangbanger to come through and slay her.” We all shouted YG’s words over and over, making the bartender, chef, and his assistant laugh as they cleaned up.
“That’s why y’all always pregnant! Y’all ho’s is fast!” Bambi laughed drunkenly, commenting on Stazi and Scotland twirling their asses salaciously and in sync as they stood on their knees on the couch, holding their drinks in the air.
Her comment made us laugh and agree as the duo flicked Bambi off playfully.
“They both gon’ be pregnant with baby number five before the year is over,” Analicia said, the ladies endorsing her comment with squeals and hand slaps.
