I don't know. Maybe. Probably. Fuck. I don't know.
Layla:
That's a yes.
Audrey:
That's definitely a yes.
Layla:
When do we get to see you together properly? Like not at a club where you disappear to bang in bathrooms?
Me:
LAYLA
Layla:
You weren't exactly subtle.
My face burns, but I'm laughing.
Me:
I was living in the moment.
Layla:
Is that what they're calling public indecency these days?
Me:
Whatever. Let's talk about Audrey. How'd your 'technical meeting' go with Logan? Is he any good? I bet he likes to spank...
Audrey:
OMG. Stop! It's not like that. And there was NO spanking of any kind!
We literally reviewed data. ALL NIGHT.
Me:
Wait, what?
Layla:
You were together—ALONE—all night? And nothing happened?
Audrey:
He got so excited about the neural mapping applications that we went to the lab. We worked until 4 AM on predictive modeling for addiction recovery.
Me:
That's... awful. I'm sorry, Audrey.
Audrey: