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“That’s part of the aftercare.” Evan cleared his throat, then continued. “Anyway, with both of us in there, she’ll be really, really tight, and you’ll also feel me, which adds to the stimulation. It’ll feel like your rubbing your cock against mine, so be prepared for that, too. Also, we’ll have to alternate strokes, so that when I’m in, you’re almost out, and when I’m almost out, you’re in, get it?”
“Got it. So, uh, what’s your experience with women liking it or not?”
“Honestly? She’ll either love it … or hate it. There’s usually no in-between.”
“So, making sure she likes it the first time is kind of important.”
“Yes, but I’m pretty good at prep, so I’m not worried. You shouldn’t be, either. Just lay back, enjoy the ride, and try not to blow too soon.”
With their conversation about her seemingly at an end, Jules entered the bedroom. “Only you would have a butt-sex backpack,” she teased Evan, as she set it on the bed. Inher absence, the ‘sex’ blanket had been laid down on top of the comforter, and all the blinds had been closed, softening the light in the room.
“It’s important to always be prepared,” Evan defended himself as he took the backpack and began removing the contents while Malcom watched with curiosity. “I was a Boy Scout, you know.”
“You were?” Jules and Malcom said together.
“I didn’t make Eagle Scout, but I came close.” Then, holding up his right hand, with his pinkie bent down and thumb pressing on it holding it in place, and the remaining three fingers in an upright position, Evan began to recite, “On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty, to God and my country and to obey the Scout law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.”
At their shocked expressions, he explained, “That’s the Scout oath.”
Jules found the ‘morally straight’ part to be interesting, but decided not to get into that right now. Instead, she asked, “What’s the Scout law you have to obey?”
Without missing a beat, Evan said, “A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.”
Malcom shared a look with Jules. “Why does this make him even hotter?”
She ran her eyes up and down Evan’s body. “Maybe it’s because he recited all that while naked?”
“Oh, that’s it,” Malcom said in quick agreement. “That’s totally it.”
Once the backpack was empty, Jules mused, “Most of this makes sense, except maybe the tequila and Pedialyte.”
“I’m actually wondering about the latex gloves,” Malcom countered.
“The gloves are mainly for prostate massages,” Evan explained with a glance at Malcom, before turning back to Jules. “The tequila is to take the edge off before we start, and Pedialyte is part of the aftercare.”
“Aftercare?” Jules asked, wondering if she needed to be a little more worried about what she’d volunteered to do.
“Double penetration is pretty intense, and I’ve found that electrolytes help afterward.”
“That actually seems reasonable,” she allowed, then changed the subject to something more benign. “So when does my first orgasm get underway?”
“Were you eavesdropping on our conversation?” Malcom wanted to know.
“Just the last minute or so. And in my defense, there’s no way you two had any expectation of privacy when you knew I’d be returning in a few minutes.”
For a second, as he remembered the night he and Jules met, and discussed the finer points of what legally constituted ‘eavesdropping’, he smiled. It was a good memory, but before he could dwell on it any longer, he was brought back by Evan asking her, “Then you probably know the plan is to get you loosened up with a couple of orgasms?”
She rubbed her hands together. “I’m looking forward to it.”
Liking her enthusiasm, Evan told her, “Good. So, first things first … you need to lose the clothes, and then—”
“I know. Mal’s going to finger me while you get the first plug in, then while I ride Mal’s face, you’ll do some behind the scenes plug-play and switch the smaller one out for a bigger one. After I come twice, I hop on Mal’s cock, and then you knock on my back door with your cock. Two minutes later—maybe three if we’re lucky—when it’s over and we’re all wrecked in a good way, we chug some Pedialyte, take a bath, and maybe another nap.” She blinked at him. “Did I miss anything?”
Evan totally wanted to laugh at her ridiculous summary (even though it was fairly accurate), but instead gave her a bland look. “You forgot about the shots of Clooney’s tequila.”
Chapter 64
Long live the queen
