Page 1 of Scales and Sensibility
Chapter 1
It was a truth universally acknowledged that any young lady without a dragon was doomed to social failure. But it was becoming increasingly obvious to everyone in Hathergill Hall that for Penelope Hathergill, actually having a dragon wouldguaranteedisaster.
“Mother!” Penelope’s piercing shriek rattled the glass in the chandelier above her. “He’s done it again!”
“Oh, dear…” Lady Hathergill closed her eyes and sank back in her chair, waving a limp handkerchief in the general direction of her niece. “Do see to that, won’t you, Elinor?”
“Yes, Aunt.” Sighing, Elinor folded the mending she’d been working on and rose to help her cousin.
It was a servant’s job to clean most messes, but the maids had mutinied several days earlier, and the dour housekeeper, Mrs. Braithwaite—who intimidated even Penelope—had announced that she, too, would give her notice if any of her girls were asked to touch ‘that foul creature’s mess’ again.
And as Penelope herself could never be expected to clean up any of the messes that she caused…
Well, that left Elinor. As usual.
“Please stand still, Penelope,” she said, as she wiped at her cousin’s back with a handkerchief. “If you want me to get it all off—”
“It’s disgusting!” Penelope wriggled impatiently and glared at the brightly-coloured dragon perched on her shoulder. “And it’s all your fault. Horrid creature!” With a sudden, impatient gesture she reached up and pushed him off her shoulder.
“Rawk!” His tiny, cobalt-blue wings fluttered uselessly; he tumbled snout over tail, heading straight for the ground.
“Penelope!” Elinor dropped her slime-covered handkerchief and dived for the falling dragon. She grabbed him just in time and gathered him up to her chest, stroking his hot skin consolingly. “What were you thinking? You know his wings were clipped by the breeder. He could have been hurt!”
“He deserves it.” Penelope crossed her arms and glared down at him. “He knows perfectly well what he’s doing, I can tell. Just before he let it out this time, I heard him laugh out loud.”
It hadn’t been a laugh; that chortling sound was a sign of fear in dragons. Elinor had read about it when she’d first learned that the family was buying a dragon for Penelope’s social début.
But she bit her lip to hold back the angry remark that wanted to escape. There was only so much that a poor relation was allowed to say in this household, especially when it came to her cousin Penelope…and if she let Penelope see the look on her face right now, she would be in real trouble. So instead, she looked down at the dragon who was shivering in her arms.
From the tip of his snout to the end of his tail, Sir Jessamyn Carnavoran Artos was only two feet long, and when he curled up like this against her, he formed a big ball of warmth that felt nearly the same as her old tomcat back home. But his worried golden eyes blinked up at her from a face that glittered such a deep blue and green, his scales looked like precious jewels.
Given her choice of dragon, Penelope had of course chosen the prettiest one she had seen…not the cleverest nor the calmest, which would have been far more useful. It would take a dragon with nerves of pure steel to ride calmly on Penelope’s slim shoulder as she alternately shrieked with laughter or with fury and smacked him every time he accidentally slid an inch or let his claws dig into her skin. Elinor’s jaw clenched at the thought of it.
If either of Elinor’s younger sisters had been there, matters would have gone very differently. Rose would have stood nose-to-nose with Penelope and shrieked directly back at her about her intolerable cruelty to an innocent beast; Harriet would have come up with a mathematically perfect plan to exact revenge.
When their parents had died, though, one year earlier, a flurry of panicked letter-writing had erupted in the extended family. After six months of heated wrangling about whose responsibility they really were, the three Tregarth girls had been scattered to the far corners of Britain to join different sets of relatives. Family or not, no one was willing to take on all three sisters at once.
So that left only Elinor to face their cousin Penelope now, alone and all-too-miserably aware of the practicalities of the situation…as always. It was her lifelong curse.
Rose and Harry wouldn’t have let practicalities hold them back; Rose was too romantic and high-minded to care, and as for Harry—well, Elinor was certain that anyone who spent her life mastering higher mathematics simply for her own amusement was incapable of feeling intimidated by Penelope.
Elinor, though, couldn’t stop thinking about exactly what would happen if she let loose all the outrage that had been building inside her for the last six months. As hard as she tried, she couldn’t imagine any good result.
All that she could imagine was the mundane reality of disaster: she would be tossed out of Hathergill Hall in disgrace, leaving no one who even tried to moderate Penelope’s behavior to the servants, the poor little dragon, or anyone else who ever got in her cousin’s way. And with less than five shillings in Elinor’s purse—Uncle John, of course, saw no need to give her an allowance, as she was already living off his generosity—leaving Hathergill Hall wouldn’t bring her freedom.
It would only mean utter ruin.
So she took a deep breath and unclenched her jaw. She set Sir Jessamyn gently down onto the ballroom floor and said, as quietly and as humbly as possible, “Perhaps you would like to take a rest, Penelope. Your nerves—”
“A rest? Arest?!” Penelope’s voice built up in volume until Elinor’s ears rang and Sir Jessamyn scuttled behind her legs, wrapping his tail tightly around her ankles. “You want me to take a restnow, when I am only six days away from making my social début with a dragon who cannot even contain himself in company?”
Be humble, Elinor told herself.Be calm. “Perhaps, if you could try to control your temper just a bit while he is riding on your shoulder—”
“Control my temper?” Penelope stared at Elinor with as much outraged disbelief as if her cousin had claimed to see a single spot on Penelope’s perfect skin. “Are you actually claiming this dragon’s malfunctions aremy fault?”
“I’m sure that isn’t what your cousin meant, dearest.” Lady Hathergill must have recognized the warning signs of a true Penelope tantrum; she opened her eyes and put herself to the almost-unheard-of trouble of straightening in her seat. “No one would ever think of criticizing you, my love.”
I would, Elinor thought. But she forced herself to nod submissively, lowering her eyes.
