I nodded but paused. "It is, but what does Fenrir have to do with it? Don't tell me you decided to add a third to your relationship because that's pretty cool of you."
Sandro gasped.
"No! Of course not. Hades is it for me and I'm it for Hades. We're never adding a third to our relationship."
"Never say never," Tomasz chuckled.
"It sounds like you have already anyway," I said.
"Huh?" Sandro frowned.
"Your son?"
Sandro laughed. "Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, Fenrir is babysitting for us because we really wanted to be here. He wanted to celebrate with you but we felt so guilty for not being available when you needed us that we asked him for a favor."
"Hey!" Tomasz exclaimed. "That's not fair! We haven't even met your son and my son is already babysitting?"
"I'm so telling Finn you called him your son!" I chuckled.
Tomasz groaned. "Whatever. He likes it even if he won't admit it."
"I'm sure a five thousand year old god doesn't need a twinky twenty-year-old dad. But that's just me."
Tomasz raised an eyebrow and before he smirked he said: "Are you projecting perhaps?"
"Me? Why would I project?" I feigned ignorance.
"Well, you have a son now too," Tomasz said.
"Step-son. And I'm hardly a twink."
'"Whatever you say dear. Just because you have a bit of height on us doesn't make you a bear."
"I didn't say I was a bear either. I'm just me."
Sandro laughed.
"Where is Ani anyway?" I asked and all three of us started looking for him.
He was here a moment ago. And so was Gene. These two had become inseparable the last few days. It was a little irritating but also kinda cute.
"Ah. There we go," Sandro said and I turned in the direction he was looking in.
There was Ani. With his tongue in my brother's mouth.
"I don't know how to feel about that," I said before I realized I was staring at my brother snogging another man, and I turned away. “Can we have a blackout spell over here please?”
"Well, at least they keep it in the family." Tomasz laughed.
"Don't change jobs any time soon. You're definitely not a comedian," I told him.
Tomasz pouted. "I preferred you when you were a flirt," he said and I gasped. "What? Too soon?"
"Definitely too soon," Sandro said and slapped the back of Tomasz's head.
"Sorry," Tomasz said.
I gave him a sideways glance before I smiled. "It's okay. I'm just…I was never that person. I hope this original version of me doesn't disappoint you guys."