Page 109 of Things I Overshared
[Landscape photo]
[Louvre photo]
[Selfie with Emerson]
[Selfie]
[Selfie with Emerson]
Sadie: Gorgeous, all of them!
Susan: Jealous!
Skye: Does that man ever smile?
Sally: Evidence suggests no.
Skye: Wait, how’d you get him to agree to these selfies . . .
Skye: And why are you sightseeing together? I thought he was seeing family?
Sally: Very good questions.
Susan: Anything you want to tell us?
Sally: HIS HAND IS ON HER WAIST. I REPEAT: HAND ON WAIST!
Susan: !!!! Samantha! Are you two together?
Skye: Samantha Jane, YOU HAD ONE JOB THIS TRIP
Sadie: I think you two are adorable.
Skye: Okay, so Sadie clearly knew.
Sally: WTF knew since when?
Susan: Sam???
Skye: Guess Operation Thaw was a success [Eye roll emoji]
Skye: What happened to no men? To you doing you on this trip?
Skye: And Icy Emerson? Really?
Sally: I am also confused [Snowman emoji]
Sadie: Why can’t you bitches just be happy for her!
Susan: I need a minute here.
Sally: LOL the COO’s brain is melting
Skye: You can run on read, but you can’t hide, Sam.
Sadie: Maybe she’ll reply when you decide to be nice.
I decide to just let them lose their minds. What Emerson and I have is beautiful and real and none of their business, no matter what they think or say about it.
