Page 85 of Things I Overshared

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You can tell me. I happen to be the queen of those.

It was complicated.

Is that code for Billionaire Boy Genius Emerson Clark Got Dumped?

Something like that.

I’m sorry.

I’m not.

Well, she’s an idiot, obviously.

No comment.

HA! You basically said she’s a crazy raging bitch!

I love it.

I absolutely did not.

I might have to screenshot that.

Speaking of, I need to see photo evidence of your new phone background in action.

[Screenshot]

Lock screen!

Wow!

Best Friend Status *Unlocked*

Only because I can’t stand a background behind my app icons.

Uh-huh, whatever you say, Bestie.

LOL

I think I just heard your sigh all the way in my room.

I’m turning in now.

Wait! Last question, what should I wear to family dinner?

A dress.

Like a full-on ballgown?

Sundress?

Business dress?

Cocktail hour?

You know I brought like 25.

The purple one.

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