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Hutch: No.
Fox: I’ll go with you, Lawsy.
Lawson: OH, FOXY BABY! I LOVE YOU!
Lawson: At least someone loves me.
Lawson: Speaking of people who love me… We’re still grabbing dinner with the guys from the Comets, right?
Hayes: Hell yeah, I miss those guys.
Keller: Yes, but only so I can chat with Adrian Rhodes about that fight with that tool from Florida. That Superman punch he landed was a beauty.
Lawson: Your crush on him is so weird.
Hutch: Just please do not sit me next to Grady Miller. He’s more obnoxious than you, Lawsy.
Lawson: Aw, I love Miller!
Hayes: Literally nobody is surprised by that.
Locke: I can’t make it. Got a FaceTime thing.
Lawson: With the family?
Locke: Who else?
Keller: *thumbs-up emoji*
Locke: What the hell does that mean?
Keller: Uh, it means *thumbs-up emoji*
Locke: Whatever.
Hayes: Stop being so weird, Kells.
Keller: No.
Keller: Better yet, make me.
Hayes: *eye roll emoji*
Fox: Can’t we all just get along? *heart hands emoji*
Lawson: I agree. We all need to stop being so mean. If anyone ever sees these texts, they might think we actually hate each other. Especially you, Keller.
Keller: Good. That’s the way I intend it.
Lawson: LIES!
Hayes: You act so damn tough, dude, but if you hated us, you wouldn’t be in this group chat.
Hutch: Kid has a point.
Hayes: Fuck’s sake. I am NOT a kid.
Locke: He’s not. You gotta stop calling him that, Hutchy.
