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“There’s always a first time to try something new. We could represent our shops. You could wear Palooza’s giant purple feather hat, and I’ll wear a giant pumpkin outfit. I’d be a good date”—his head lifts, eyes in question—“if you give me a chance.”
I open my mouth to answer, but close it, considering. Then, I ask genuinely, “Why? I know it sounds like I’m digging for compliments, but why would you choose me when you have other options?”
“You tell me.”
I laugh-snort. “I have no idea.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I’ll tell you what. If you can give me five good reasons, I’ll put your social media account at our register.” He smiles like he’s hit the jackpot. “Any customer who tags you in a post or follows you will get a discount.”
“Four reasons,” I counter.
“Fine.”
“Awesome.” I cross my arms.
“Great.”
“Fabulous,” I say, and try to think of the most ridiculous examples.
Thunder rolls outside again, and I smell the pouring rain even through the closed doors.
“You’d date me because I read thriller novels, never romance,” I say jokingly, but he nods in agreement. “And because I leave notes to show affection. Because if I had a superpower, I’d choose invisibility.”
Elias groans. “I really, really want to kiss you right now.”
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Elias
I have to pretend I didn’t just confess my desperate need to kiss Rynn as she stares at the high windows, where rain splatters against the glass panes.
“That’s hurricane season for ya,” Rynn mumbles. “One minute it’s warm and sunny, then in the blink of an eye storms roll in and out like nothing ever happened.”
She’s about to say something else but stops mid breath as I peek at my phone to check the radar and notice missed messages from Zanther.
Sofa-guy has been wandering around Blake Street. Barefoot and shirtless. He’s not buying anything or answering any questions. What should I do?
Nothing man, just ignore him.
Think his name is Porter if anyone asks.
What if he causes a scene
Do what you gotta do
And thanks for watching Pumpkins again. I owe you
Yeah you do!!!!!
Night out!!! Meet me at 10
Can’t
Why?
Not in town
