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DARCY (5:05 P.M.):And I thought you should know.

ELLE (5:08 P.M.):vhjgbuinlkgydsyb

ELLE (5:08 P.M.):omg

ELLE (5:08 P.M.):you can’t just say things like that

DARCY (5:15 P.M.):Sorry?

ELLE (5:16 P.M.):no it just makes me want to kiss you and you aren’t here right now so i can’t

ELLE (5:17 P.M.):you should absolutely say things like that

ELLE (5:18 P.M.):i like it

ELLE (5:18 P.M.):just do it when i can express my appreciation you know?

DARCY (5:22 P.M.):Ah.

ELLE (5:24 P.M.):~ah~

ELLE (5:29 P.M.):what are you doing tonight?

DARCY (5:32 P.M.):Study group.

ELLE (5:33 P.M.):i can help you study

ELLE (5:34 P.M.):question one what is darcy doing tonight?

ELLE (5:34 P.M.):a) elle b) elle c) elle d) elle

ELLE (5:34 P.M.):see?

DARCY (5:36 P.M.):

ELLE (5:37 P.M.):bring your flashcards

ELLE (5:37 P.M.):im great with positive reinforcement

ELLE (5:38 P.M.):strip studying

ELLE (5:38 P.M.):every question you get right ill take off an article of clothing

ELLE (5:39 P.M.):if it worked for billy madison it can totally work for you

DARCY (5:44 P.M.):Fine. But you really have to help me study. And you have to feed me first. I skipped lunch.

ELLE (5:46 P.M.):pizza?

ELLE (5:46 P.M.):pineapple and jalapeño right?

DARCY (5:48 P.M.):And black olives.

ELLE (5:49 P.M.):barf

ELLE (5:50 P.M.):but fine

DARCY (5:52 P.M.):And I’m bringing the wine.

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